toasterama:

*at my wedding* i do……YOUR MOM OHHHH *highfives the priest* *skateboards away*

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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can there just be like a magic pill that gets rid of fat and anxiety and all the other shit

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